I've come to the conclusion that I invoke fear upon all women, and that if I were to say so that they would bow at my feet and worship me. Indeed that would give slight satisfaction... But I still wouldn't get "laid" as my friends say. Oh well, maybe I killed a virgin in a past life and have bad karma. Or maybe I just don't try (for many reasons... if you really want to know, feel free to ask). But my main worries at the time aren't really surrounding women.
Correction, my worries REVOLVE around women. Being single for any amount of time, according to other males, is a BAD thing. So what do I do? sit on my arse and eat chicken stir-fri, biatch!
So yea, my lacking of masculine charm is of a fault of my own... But does that mean I'm not awsome? Yes, it does. I hate my luck.